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Your wife caught you watching what you shouldn’t?

Here is the solution! Get away with murder with these sexy slot machines you can play online and the wifey can’t argue against. The remedy to a temporary “exotic” internet ban (let’s face it as soon as it’s out of your wife’s mind you’re straight back on it), is to get creative. To combine two hobbies of yours in one convivial compromise!

Unless you are a complete online casino rookie, you must have discovered at least some 3D slot machines out there that keep you on the edge of your chair. We bet you would be immediately immersed in the world of Gonzo’s Quest from NetEnt or blown away by The Incredible Hulk.

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Perhaps you enjoy a few at The Beerhouse from WMS: That casino games are a fantastic way of muting out domestic drama and give you the chance to cash in on a juicy jackpot is no secret, but did you know that it also hides some of the juiciest sexy reels you have ever seen? Have man time, guilt free this weekend.

The sexiest reels for both your pocket and your enjoyment!

Firstly, women have plenty to choose from themselves! So before anyone shrieks feminist let us have a quick look at the “female choice” available. There is a slot called “Scandinavian Hunks” out there fellas! Yes, there is. So if you fancy having a little nostalgic time with Tomb Raider’s stunning Lara Croft, the better half may be winning with real money at online casinos watching hunky Chippendales strip down to their thongs in their own online slot. She can also indulge in “Immortal Romance”, based on the nightmare vampire-romance the “Twilight Saga”, that had any woman over 17 lose their self respect.

Now. Back to our picks of sexy slots you can enjoy semi guilt-free if not fly under the radar completely. You are just playing online casino games after all, right?

No Need to introduce the Playboy slot machine. We’ll let the name speak for itself. Moving on there, join the girls in the tiniest football outfits ever. Based on the Benchwarmer cards, Football Girls is a winning slot. The Planet Exotica 3D slot has a jaw-dropping bonus game you don’t want to miss. A classic Marylin Monroe slot has us smiling every time.

If you are really desperate Paris Hilton hosts her own Bingo-room, but let’s try to stay sane here, fellows. We don’t need to be lured into weird slots obviously created by developers on dubious diets. By sexualizing Santa Claus, Microgaming’s “40 Shades of Santa” is quite disturbing. The game is based on the provocative 50 Shades of Grey novel series recently out and though it may be just a joke, it’s one we steer clear of.

Better to play it safe with good old Wonder Woman or Cherry Love from Playtech. Cherry Love gets this journalist’s thumbs up!

Good Girl Bad Girl is the stunning 3D slot game from Betsoft which offers two modes of play - good and bad! Tell wifey your bonding with your feminine side...